Internet Woes: Firewall Trials Lead to Slowdown, Normalcy Expected Soon

In an effort to bolster security and surveillance, the government has conducted a second trial of firewall installation across internet service providers (ISPs) in Pakistan. However, the move has inadvertently slowed down internet speeds by 30 to 40 percent over the past few weeks.
A Slower Connection to the Future
The Wireless and Internet Service Providers Association of Pakistan acknowledged that the government’s decision to enhance cyber security measures has come at a cost, leaving many users frustrated with sluggish internet performance. But fear not – officials assure us that internet services will be back to normal in just two to three days. So, hang tight, and maybe catch up on that novel you’ve been neglecting.
The Firewall: Friend or Foe?
According to telecom insiders, the new firewall will feature deep packet inspection capabilities. This cutting-edge technology will not only identify but also block “propaganda” on social media. Because, after all, why wouldn’t we want our browsing experience slowed down if it means less “propaganda” in our lives, right?
Federal Minister of State for IT Shaza Fatima has defended the firewall installation, stating that it’s a common practice worldwide to protect against cyber security threats. She explained that before this, there was a web management system, but now, the government is simply updating its tech arsenal.
Blame Game in the Senate
In a recent Senate committee meeting, the Secretary of IT pointed fingers at mobile operators for the slowed internet services, while Shaza Fatima mentioned that data has been requested from ISPs to address the issue.
Silver Lining?
On the bright side, sources from the telecom sector are optimistic that internet services will return to normal in the next two to three days, with social media services following suit. So, soon enough, you’ll be back to streaming, scrolling, and sharing – all at the usual speed. Until then, consider this a forced digital detox, courtesy of the government’s upgraded firewall system.